Monday, May 25, 2009

14. Reasons why...

Washington is retarded and abnormal.

1. Caucasians - a minority.
2. Cheerleaders - looked down upon.
3. Asian student council members - popular.
4. Calculus students - more at Wash than remedial English students.
5. Remedial English students - nonexistent.
6. Andrejeff's Biology class - requires more reading than any English class.
7. Junior prom - also nonexistent.
8. Dances - suck, which explains the nonexistent junior prom.

More will be added as I think of them.